CAPTAIN GRAVY'S DISCLAIMER:
"Mermaids not included - you may catch more than a snapper!"
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(from the Broadway Musical
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Captain Gravy wrote to a dating service a couple of weeks ago explaining that he had specific criteria for a potential mate and would not accept anyone who falls below his standards. He went on to explain that the candidate should be cute and short, enjoy water sports, be a team player and enjoy group activities.
He received an envelope the following week with a photo in it.
Click here to see Captain Gravy's soulmate!
He received an envelope the following week with a photo in it.
Earth2Ocean proudly presents our very own... Captain Gravy! Dave Garnett (CLM, Dip. M.S.) is the skipper of E2O's resident 6.5 metre Extreme Sportfisher, Aluminator (a.k.a. The Gravy Boat), and probably the most entertaining and popular of our dive instructors here at the Underwater Centre.
Dave is a great skipper, who knows all the local spots to take divers out for a groovy Gravy-day on the waters of the Bay - diving, snorkeling, exploring the little bays of the islands with the DPV, and riding the ski biscuit 'til your teeth rattle in your skull!
As a Marine Studies Graduate, Dave has extensive knowlege of Marine Mammals, Birds and Fish, Ecology, Botany, and Conservation Issues. He holds both PADI & SSI Instructor ratings, including some Specialty Instructor ratings, and is a Dan O2 Oxygen Provider. So you see - there's more to Captain Gravy than just a pretty face! (Actually, there's not so much of a pretty face, but don't tell him that!)
Join Captain Gravy for a fantastic day with your friends, and come back with a bunch of great memories... send your booking email today to
Captain Gravy's Beer Drinking Etiquette...
A recreational boater, a tugboat crewman, and Captain Gravy went into a bar and each ordered a beer. Each found a fly in their beer. (It must have been the special of the day).
The recreational boater looked in his beer and said, "Hey bartender! I have a fly in my beer. Give me another one please."
The tugboat crewman looked in his beer, found the fly, reached in and picked it out, and continued drinking.
Captain Gravy looked in his beer, saw the fly, grabbed it by the wings, shook it over the glass and yelled, "Spit it out damnit, spit it out!"
Dave is a great skipper, who knows all the local spots to take divers out for a groovy Gravy-day on the waters of the Bay - diving, snorkeling, exploring the little bays of the islands with the DPV, and riding the ski biscuit 'til your teeth rattle in your skull!
As a Marine Studies Graduate, Dave has extensive knowlege of Marine Mammals, Birds and Fish, Ecology, Botany, and Conservation Issues. He holds both PADI & SSI Instructor ratings, including some Specialty Instructor ratings, and is a Dan O2 Oxygen Provider. So you see - there's more to Captain Gravy than just a pretty face! (Actually, there's not so much of a pretty face, but don't tell him that!)
Join Captain Gravy for a fantastic day with your friends, and come back with a bunch of great memories... send your booking email today to
Captain Gravy's Beer Drinking Etiquette...
A recreational boater, a tugboat crewman, and Captain Gravy went into a bar and each ordered a beer. Each found a fly in their beer. (It must have been the special of the day).
The recreational boater looked in his beer and said, "Hey bartender! I have a fly in my beer. Give me another one please."
The tugboat crewman looked in his beer, found the fly, reached in and picked it out, and continued drinking.
Captain Gravy looked in his beer, saw the fly, grabbed it by the wings, shook it over the glass and yelled, "Spit it out damnit, spit it out!"